btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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