I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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