i just made my gag reflex go away.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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