woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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