Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
i don't like sucking hair
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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