hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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