As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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