Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I just cut my nipple shaving
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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