At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Randomize
