I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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