Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
