Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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