I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
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