So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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