Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Randomize
