Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Jerry, you need to find god
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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