I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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