his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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