Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
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