Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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