After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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