Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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