i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
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