kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
You are a genius and a whore.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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