Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
I am available for nakedness
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