i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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