dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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