just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I AM VODKA MAN
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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