Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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