You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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