Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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