my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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