things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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