Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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