The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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