don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
soo... how was my night?
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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