How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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