i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
You smell like stripper and shame
that's an acceptable place to lick
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
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