He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Randomize
