So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
my liver is dry heaving
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