You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
When are your genitals available?
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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