I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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