The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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