Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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