she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
