we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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