That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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