how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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