Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
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