no, he came in my armpit
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Do vagina's smell?
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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