Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
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